I just could not pass this one up tonight. I know it is Saturday, and I'm putting the final touches on tomorrow's service and sermon...but I just had to take time to share this, sent to me by a friend. Enjoy...
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches...They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.
However, there have also been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.
Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin to obey their Master, Jesus Christ as vital members of their cells...hmmm...not bad.
So "bin" thinking...where have you "bin" lately?
1 comment:
Very creative!! (I linked here from some of the Wyoming blogs).
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